Heard this on the September 4 edition of BBC Radio Four’s I guess that’s why they call it the news.
I wouldn’t go to a toga party … unless it was a low-key event involving giants wearing fake animal fur and dancing wildly in a caravan inside a small retreat in a Caribbean winery … because that would make it a meagre bogus tiger toga ogapogo(?) Winnebago party in a Tobago yoga(?) bodega!
As you can see, I couldn’t figure out one or two words properly, which is why I ask my dear readers to please help me out! It is vital that I get this completely right!